bringing sexy back to crabs

apocalyptichero:

fleamontpotter:

glumshoe:

One of my least favorite shots in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the one where Voldemort is leaning over Dumbledore’s corpse to take the Elder wand.

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I hate it so much. What is the rest of his body doing? It’s implied that he’s planking ominously in the air. Some people might say ‘oh this is homoerotic’ but PLANKING OMINOUSLY IN THE AIR is both unsexy and too ridiculous to be properly evil. I hate this shot and I hate that it was echoed in The Dark Tower movie with Walter and Roland.

i have some more suggestions

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@fascinationex

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tvtropeswhy:

missshamour:

tvtropeswhy:

im conducting an experiment, which are your top five least favorite tvtropes ‘trope’ pages

mine are 

  • latino is brown (”latino people with dark skin are all evil stereotypes!”)
  • trans is gay (”gay trans people are all evil stereotypes!”) 
  • you have to have jews (”im offended by jewish people living outside of the middle east!”)
  • improbably female cast (”im offended by too many girls!”)
  • double standard abuse: female on male (”this girl glared at a guy! she’s an abuser!”)

this is a bit hard because there’s so much to pick + I share a lot of the ones mentioned here for those same reasons

adding to the ones mentioned:

  • mukokuseki (“anime characters look white” trope)
  • black vikings (reason mentioned here)
  • twofen token minority (aka anyone who’s not a white straight abled man)
  • sassy black woman (because they have no critical skills and put both actual stereotypical examples and examples that don’t fit because a black woman existing is enough for them to consider her that)
  • whatever the hell this is

that last one reminded me that i forgot “black is better in bed” which yeah it’s a harmful stereotype and they do mention it (FOR FUCKING ONCE), but it’s not really a trope and 

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this really detracts from everything they said

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peppapigvevo:

itreallyisthelittlethings:

james-tee:

“I wanted to look like, I told my stylist, I was like, ‘Let’s just go for a Nashville country singer that’s on his way to Miami in a [Chevrolet Bel Air], and then became a hit-man for the mob and lives in Little Cuba. We came up with this f—ing bitchin’ little outfit that I loved and so it could be that.”

- Chris Pine 

quote, pictures

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thats how a drag race queen describes her runway look

(Source: chrisfine, via blacksasukeuchiha)

karlmordo:

make me choose:  gryffinodr asked scott lang or wade wilson

Looks ARE everything! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? It’s like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?

(Source: brolinjosh, via thecrimsonnutcase)

Anonymous asked: A Kosovan running a blog on Germany? Are there any actual Germans left in Germany?

useless-austriafacts:

useless-germanyfacts:

the year is 2018. the foreigners have taken over all of germany. the remaining 0,001% of the former flourishing german population hide in their rundown shacks deep in the woods, desperately holding onto their precious german genes. 

Real tragedy that the true Aryans are dieing out :)))

koryos:

CATS

let’s talk about housecats and how fucking weird they are evolutionarily/anthropologically

like who thought it was a good idea to have tiny malicious predators in our homes anyways????? (not us actually)

are they even domesticated????!!!?? (yes) do they even feel LOVE???????!!? (yes)

LET’S LEARN ABOUT CATS

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you ready 2 learn punk

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